i dont understand girls who get creeped out if a lesbian thinks theyre hot because its like hell fuckin yea someone thinks im hot
Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.
Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.
Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.
*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*
"How does a movie about robots and lizard aliens have so much heart. "
I think everything sounds more fun when in cosplay.
bowling IN COSPLAY
at the waterpark IN COSPLAY
having a sleepover IN COSPLAY
eating at a fancy restaurant IN COSPLAY
stocking up on toiletries IN COSPLAY
finishing homework IN COSPLAY
doing jury duty IN COSPLAY
at the emergency room IN COSPLAY
AAAAAUUGH I BURNT MY HAND
It is a scientific fact that wearing things with fur collars while looking disinterested is a +25 bonus to bamfery.
Acrylics on illustration board.
i just beat harry potter ootp on hard for the final achievement i need and the damned thing didn’t pop
wtf, xbox, you piece of shit